In the news

I was reading that there are sharks swarming off the Florida coast.  Those are two words -- sharks, swarming -- that when put together sounds very ominous.

So why do I think that the next headline I will be reading is "woman's arm bitten off by shark off Florida coast," or "Small boy loses lower torso as shark takes a bite off Florida coast," or ... well you get the picture.

So here's a little word of advice:  If there are sharks swarming -- off the Florida coast, off any coast, in any body of water that you are dipping your toe in, or even your bathtub.  

  S T A Y  O U T  O F  T H E  W A T E R.

That is my public service message of the day. 

You are welcome.